Explaining the Existence of this Blog

Hello there, whoever I'm addressing, and welcome to the Corpus Timotheus, Internet home to me, Tim, also known as Timothesium or GiyganMage across the vast and majestic Interwebs. I'm sure you're probably thinking "So who is this Tim guy anyway, and why should I care?" If that's the case, then allow me to explain. Who am I? Well, I appear to be some sort of individuated unit of consciousness encapsulated in a gross (dense-gross, not ew-gross) corporeal manifestation collectively referred to as homo-sapiens. But I suppose you've already deduced that. Perhaps I should be a little more specific.